>>No, but I saw this one (ahem) ;-)
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>>"Are you currently flipping hamburgers at McDonalds? Tired of saying 'do you want fries with that?' 100 times a day? Now, there is a better, faster way to make a living!
>>"Visual Basic programmers are in high demand these days. So learning Visual Basic 6.0 can put you on the fast track to the job you really want."
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>Flipping Virtual Burgers?

Do you want Access with that?