> Imagine if Cinderalla were on the New Jersey Turnpike in the Pumpkin Coach at 12:01 AM, when it spontaneously went from coach and horses to overripe pumpkin and rats at 70MPH on I95...you get the general idea.
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I am definitely putting this in the book of ways to explain computer operations to the user and Top 10 reasons you shouldn't give my software the 3 finger salute. Beautiful.