>>Mike, do you know the difference between a .45 and a .303? < g >
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>Actually, no.

You lucked out - I was going to shoot you once with my M1911A1 (.45 nArmy issue pistol) on the left, and once with a WW1 vintage Lee/Enfield .303 British Army carbine if you gave a snappy comeback.

Having a bad day here, passing a kidney stone...