I think corporate sponsorship is the way to go.

Hurricane Nuffy's Donuts
Hurricane Tidy-Bowl
Hurricane Liquid Plumber

>Well, when I lived in Georgia, we had hurricane Earl. A truly redneck name for hurricane if there ever was one. Now I move to Tampa Bay and I have to put up with a storm named Harvey. Not a suave name like Ophelia (which is this year's "O" storm), no. Harvey. Oh well. Batten the hatches me maties and I'll see you on the other side!