Haha....no, I'm serious! You could have the MouseOver for controls kick out speech like "Print button" and over databound controls it could say "First name is John". You could also have a VerbalSynopsis property for the Form that, when set on, could say a verbal synopsis of what is displayed when the record pointer is moved.
>Easy, just train a monkey to sit on your shoulder, watch the screen, and hit a button on a voice sampler. < g >
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John Koziol, ex-MVP, ex-MS, ex-FoxTeam. Just call me "X"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter Thompson (Gonzo) RIP 2/19/05