Check out the following telephone number...it's a real company with one of the funniest messages I've heard.
800-578-7453
If you don't press any numbers you can simply hang up after the message. If you *do* press a number you'll get a real humanoid.
Regards,
Kevin McNeish
Eight-Time .NET MVP
VFP and iOS Author, Speaker & Trainer
Oak Leaf Enterprises, Inc.
Chief Architect, MM Framework
http://www.oakleafsd.com