>(6) Arrive next to the PC with a screwdriver, soldering iron and a supply of chips. This may frighten the machine into behaving rather than risking radical surgery.
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>(7) And when's the last time you attended mass and went to confession? If you aren't Catholic, my apologies for asking the wrong question - when did you last perform a ritual sacrifice of an end-user to TPTB?
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>(8) Rename the machine and share. And promise to never, ever use LFNs with real DOS ever again.


You are having way to much fun with this. Consider your hand smacked and don't let me catch you doing this again. Bad bad bad boy. :)

Jeff