The Evil One has to lob into this one:

George is doing his puns yet again
I thought they were dead, gone, amen.
But if he's gonna restart,
I have to take some heart;
(I got lots o dem lim'ricks to pen)

>Let's not lob any "mortar" shots, hmmm. We don't want the UT to starting "lumber"ing now do we. Some may say I'm something of a "chisel"er (but that's my son). Well, this is like "putty" in my hands.