And the winner in the Off-Topic FreeForm Nonsense Award for today is

Doug Dodge!


>>>In punning, Todd's come out to play
>>>And he's really making George's day
>>>'Cause George was a-waiting
>>>With his pun-teflon plating,
>>>to put some miscreant away
>>>
>>A nice little pun you did manage
>>You'll not have to go into the cage
>>You opened your bag o-evil tricks
>>and pulled up a sword; *snick*!
>>to help defend from a sixteen-gage!
>
>A limm'rik's a lim'rik
>A pun's a pun,
>To mix the two
>Might bring some fun
>
>Let's not goof up
>And mix the two
>'cause GT's a'waitin
>To jump on you
>
>His chore in life
>His biggest aim
>Is draw you you in
>And set the frame
>
>To talk of one
>And show the other
>Gladdens you heart
>And pleases your mother
>
>To try and fail
>You should not fret
>Construct them both
>And win the bet
>
>How'er to try
>Is still quite fun
>But a limm'rik's a lim'rik
>And a pun's a pun
>
>
>Best,