>>>>>I'll be happy to help ya... just send me 50 $1 bills for every hour of help I give ya.
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>>>Per hour? It only took Craig 7 seconds to solve all my problems!
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>>Perhaps you weren't paying him by hour. HEHE!!
>>
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>Someone owes Craig $ .06

You pay - you're the one who asked him for his $0.02 worth on a topic 3 times in one day!