>>Yes, folks it's WWVFP. In the left corner in the blue trunks its John Petersen and in the right corner its the Weasel wearing a black mask ...
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>(Dan, this is just for fun, too. Honestly :-) Maybe, you or some others will continue to add to the below and levity will move us along in a more enjoyable direction... Maybe.)
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>RELATED BOOKS:
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>"Understanding Human Aggression: He Started It!"
> - by the author of "I Told You So!", "Go Ahead, You've Earned That Tantrum", "*My* Side" and other favorites
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>"Empowering Your Inner Weasel: It Takes Two To Tango"
> - I find this one is hard to admit and easy to deny, myself
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>"The Weasel Sees It's Shadow: 6 More Weeks of Chatter"
> - this must read from a Jungian analyst takes a new look at projection
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>"What We Say, What We Do, And Who's Responsible"
> - not me, I'm fine
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>"Lessons of the Hindenburg: Small Spark Meets Inflated Gas Bag"
> - hey, I had free tickets!
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>RELATED NEWS:
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>"PETA Demonstrators Organize For Defamed Weasel"
> UT - "This too, is a worthy mammal" said one protester. "Oh yeah? Well what's it's name then?" replied a detractor.
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>"The Weasel Virus Alert!"
> UT - While generally benign, or even ignored in most cases, this virus has been known to generate numerous threads (most of a similar nature) and achieve a (e)scalability that may reach the SysOp level, causing an unfortunate resignation. "ThickerSkin 1.0", a very common freeware, will prevent this. However, it must be installed first.
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>"Giant Weasel Attacks New York - City Alderman Resigns"
> UT - This most powerful and insidious of creatures is reported to be responsible for the unsuitable graffiti found in the Documents neighborhood. Some city officials rush to the support of besmeared Alderman after the graffiti message reading "I'm gonna hurt yer feelings" was discovered. Others are asking "uh...what's the fuss?" "Paint it over" suggested some. The Alderman delares "Let it stand!"
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>"Monkey Chases Weasel - Mulberry Bush Temporarily Damaged"
> UT - The recent iterations around said Mulberry bush by Monkey, Weasel and many who frequent the bush, may be causing temporary damage. While no formal environment empact studies are planned, some enhabitants of the Mulberry Bush community are hopeful the chase will soon be over. "Heck, I find a lot of good fruit on this 'ol shrub - we go way back" offered an enhabitant.
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>RELATED PHILOSOPHY:
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>Light a match for a man and he is warm but for moment,
>Set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of life!
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>RELATED CODING:
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>m.lnWeaselStat =0
>m.lnSensitivity =(Your value choice)
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>FOR m.lnWeasel = 1 TO m.lnSensitivity
> m.lnWeaselStat =m.lnWeaselStat +(m.lnWeasel ^m.lnWeasel)
>ENDFOR
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>(I need help here. First, by Hungarian notation, you'll see that I'm presuming the variables should be PRIVATE - but this might cause problems if they're already PUBLIC. The problem is that this formula seems to really increase the m.lnWeaselStat all out of proportion if I initialize my m.lnSensitivity to anything other than 1 or zero. Maybe the formula isn't fair? Who came up with it anyway?)

Man, you sure missed your calling. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. You've really nailed this tempest in a teacup.