This is great. I think this should get added to the FAQs here for the young ones here like Mike Helland.

And to add to your technical problems. I, myself had a serious problem with Wife 1.0 when Hot Looking Girl Next to Me Scanner 1.20 was run. Every time my Hot Looking Girl scanner utility was run, Wife 1.0 would crash the whole system and wouldn't even let me reboot for a couple days.

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>To Tech Support:
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>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
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>In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on the program. Can you help me please!!!
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>Thanks,
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>Jeff
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>Dear Jeff:
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>This is a very common problem, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more problems than the original system.
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>Look in your manual under "Warning-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest that you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.
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>The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.EXE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the ESC key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
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>Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0., recommend: Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. DO NOT under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This
>is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
>irreversible damage to the operating system!
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>Best of luck,
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>Tech Support