Reminds me of a crappy tv movie I watched for a little while a couple months ago. The movie sucked but there was one great scene. It was a 70s movie and these two guys are talking while at work about one of the guys girlfriends. About how he really likes her and is thinking of proposing.

The other guy warns him to be very, very careful. He says "I've served 2 tours of duty in Vietnam, and I was married for 5 years. To this day I still can't tell you which one was worse".

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>>Reminds me of the question: "If a man says something in the woods and his wife isn't there to hear it, is he still wrong?"<
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>Answer: Duh!! Of course!!