John,

You need some new vocabulary words: Grumble, crab, fuss, grouse, kick, beef, bitch, holler, moan, bellyache, repine, gripe, grouch, squack, groan, carp, nag, murmur, whine, lament.

But that's not a... er... complaint on my part.

Couldn't resist.

>Gee, I wonder if anybody will complain about plethora of instances of the word complain in this post...<bg>....