>>>Well, since she happened to be a friend, and since I was teaching her Fox at the time (this was several years ago, pre-VFP, btw). I took it as an opportunity to offer some, um, constructive critism. In short, I explained to her about what I call, "Mom's rule": Put things back the way you found them!
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>One of the reasons I chose that name for it was that it was humorous, but also because it's something most of our mothers have said to us as children at one time or another.:-)
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>Another reason that I got into trouble was that I failed to follow one of my wife's (A.K.A. "The Mick") rules:Never make assumptions. Which goes to show...wait, I'd better not go there< g >.

I thought you were going to go into one of Roseanna Roseanna Dana's spiels. It just goes to show you, if it's not one thing ....