>>It is with the saddest heart that I have
>>to pass on the following.
>>
>>Please join me in remembering a great icon.
>>Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy,
>>died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and
>>complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
>>He was 71.
>>Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin.
>>Dozens of celebrities turned out, including
>>Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
>>Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch
>>and many others.
>>The graveside was piled high with flours
>>as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy,
>>describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how
>>much he was kneaded." Doughboy rose quickly in
>>show business but his later life was filled with
>>many turnovers. He was not considered a very
>>smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
>>half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,
>>even still, as a crusty old man, he was considered
>>a roll model for millions. Toward the end
>>it was thought he'd raise once again,
>>but he was no tart.
>>
>>Doughboy is survived by his second wife,
>>Play Dough. They have two children
>>and one in the oven.
>>
>>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>>
>>Please keep his entire Pillsbury family in your thoughts
>>this holiday season.
>
>
>This is another Gold Medal winner.

Thanks Craig!

My cousin sent this to me and I thought that it would be a good distraction for the UT.