Sorry for responding late. I just attended our Christmas Tournament (push ball).
>>"Because no one living on the planet earth could say: The stuff that comes from my buttocks smells good."
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>Boy, talk about culture. :-) Is this really a Philippino saying??? I can't help but think that it's a distorted translation of the Western phrase "He thinks his sh*t doesn't stink". Maybe the other way around?

I am not aware that there is such an american phrase that seems the same in meaning based on translating it on my own capacity. The phrase that I posted is just my own based on my belief that "We are all in equal footing in the sight of our creator." This neutralizes the "Holier than thou, Better than thou" syndrome in the entire human race irregardless of color, language, nationality, etc.

>This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the UT.

Everytime I'm saying the said phrase to any forum (technical/social), people started laughing. Because no matter how expensive the things in the C.R., no matter how high your standing in the community as a whole, the stuff coming out from you stinks/smells the same (even worst than other's).