Happy Holidays everyone!

Wishing you an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-judgmental, value-neutral, celebration of the winter solstice observance, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This is a disclaimer that the wish is made "as is" without any warranty whatsoever, any and all of which are expressly disclaimed; and that where such disclaimer is prohibited by law then the sole remedy would be another wish of the maker's choice at his/her sole and absolute discretion. In no event shall the maker be subject to liabilities or damages whatsoever, including without limitation damages for infliction of emotional distress. The recipient agrees to indemnify and hold harmless maker for any liabilities, damages, costs, expenses (including reasonable attorneys fees) in respect of any claim arising out of or from the use or receipt of the wish by recipient or any subsequent transmittal or publication of the wish. Recipient acknowledges that he/she has not be granted any right or license to publish, disclose or otherwise transmit this wish to any other person.

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