Oh, man! The worst part is, it wouldn't surprise me!

>BILL 9000, Microsoft's supercomputer CEO, has offered a temporary solution to the problem by declaring the present year to be 8019, based on the controversial theory that modern history actually began in 1980, when MS-DOS 1.0 was introduced.

>thus debunking Microsoft's contention that the right hemisphere is merely a feature of the left hemisphere.