>1) What is wiffle bat?

Its a large red plastic bat for toddles, usually used in combination with a wiffle ball, a large white platic ball with large holes covering the surface. These tools are considered the old way of hitting a ball, and any real player would use a smaller ball and harder bat <g>

>2) Who was the worst VFP programmer who use it to hit you?

Todd Sherman and Dan Cummings are tied.