At the risk of getting a life time ban from here, here is another edited version:


What the F*%$ was that?
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all these F*%$ing Indians
-- General Custer
Full speed ahead and F*%$ the icebergs!
-- Captain of the Titanic
That's not a F*%$ing real gun
-- John Lennon
The F*%$ing throttle's stuck
-- Donald Campbell
Who's going to F*%$ing know?
-- President Nixon
Heads are going to F*%$ing roll
-- Henry VIII
Who let that F*%$ing woman drive?
-- Space Shuttle Captain
Watch him, he'll have some F*%$er's eye out
-- King Harold
Scattered showers! my F*%$ing ass
-- Noah
Where the F*%$ have you been?
-- Stanley to Livingstone
Can you smell F*%$ing gas?
-- Captain of the Hindenburg
F*%$ you Brutus!
-- Julius Caesar
It can be used when...
Apathetic:
-- Well who gives a F*%$ anyway?
Aggressive:
-- F*%$ you!
Annoyed:
-- I got F*%$ed at the used car lot.
Confused:
-- What the F*%$?
in Denial:
-- I didn't F*%$ing do it.
Directing:
-- F*%$ off.
in Disbelief:
-- How the F*%$ did you do that?
Defiant:
-- The F*%$ you can!
Derisive:
-- He F*%$s everything up.
in Despair:
-- F*%$ed again.
in Difficulty:
-- I can't understand this F*%$ing business.
Dismayed:
-- Oh, F*%$ it!
Displeased:
-- What the F*%$ is going on here?
Greeting:
-- How the F*%$ are you?
Ignorant:
-- F*%$ed if I know.
indicating Incompetence:
-- He's all F*%$ed up!
in Panic:
-- Let's get the F*%$ out of here.
Perplexed:
-- I know F*%$ all about it.
Resigned:
-- Oh F*%$ it
Suspicious:
-- Who the F*%$ are you?
Surprised:
-- Holy F*%$!!!
When walking out of a dark building into sunlight
-- It's Bright as F*%$!
When entering a hot room
-- It's Hot as F*%$!
When in a parking lot
-- That guy parked superF*%$ing close to you!