>>Whiffle bats have a longer shelf life.
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>Yes, but fish are available in a wider range of sizes and weights, and make a satisfyingly wet slapping sound on contact!
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Paid political announcement by the Trout-Slap Mike Helland campaignJust as an additional feature, they also leave behind goo. Which is handy, because people remember them longer. Not that I would know from personal experience. :-)
--Todd Sherman
-Wake Up! Smell the Coffee!