David,

Some of my favorites:

1. You were the first person I thought of after I drank you off my mind

2. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

3. Too much fun? What's that mean? It's like too much money -- there's no such thing

4. The entire "Any Man of Mine" song, plus the rebuttal, "Any Woman of Mine"

5. And going way, way back: My tires and tubes are doin' fine, but the air is showin through

It's been said that country music is three chords and the truth.


>During my programming retreat in Alabama last weekend I did some serious country music listening (I don't usually listen to country).
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>Here are a few choice lyrics I wrote down, mostly bits and pieces of several songs. I may not have all the words just right, but this is pretty close:
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>1) She's the only one who really understands what gets me -- she thinks my tractor's sexy.
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>2) Even if it kills me, I'm gonna smile.
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>3) Tonight the heartache is on me.
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>4) (about love): This ain't no thinkin' thing. It ain't left brain, right brain, it's deeper than that.
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>5) I'm chasin' that neon rainbow and livin' that honky-tonk dream.
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>6) It took me by complete surprise when my heart got lost in those deep green eyes.
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>7) You don't look like my type, but I guess you'll do.
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>8) I'm feedin' the dog and sacking the trash, It's honey do this and honey do that. I sobered up and I got thinkin' -- Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'.