>That's from "Third Rate Romance", originally released by the Amazing Rhythm Aces in 1975. It was recently redone by a country group (don't follow country, so I don't know who). I loved that song because it was so seedy; it's about the lowest one-night stand ever...
Yep, "Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous".
There was another great one that I couldn't write down fast enough -- a jealous woman singing about her ex's new flame. Something like:
"She may feed the homeless, she may be a good dancer,
She might win the Nobel prize, or even cure cancer,
But I really hate her -- I'll think of a reason later."