Haha.
Actually, this came from Dave Barry, the humorist. He published an article about this in one of his books with this link. AFAIK it remains his all-time favorite "I'm not making this up".
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John Koziol, ex-MVP, ex-MS, ex-FoxTeam. Just call me "X"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter Thompson (Gonzo) RIP 2/19/05