>>You think there's any lack of nightlife in Miami?
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>No, but my French is better than my Cuban. :^>
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Spanish...and what little I remember of either language would probably get me killed.

You've neglected the caffeine issue - clearly weighing in heavily in favor of Miami.

>Both cities are somewhat dirty, NO is better know as a toilet bowl that needs a good flushing. My last time in Miami was some 20 years ago so those alcohol induced memories are somewhat ,,,, foggy at best. Spring Break in 78, 79.
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If I remembered what I'd done during spring breaks while an undergrad, it'd be clear proof I wasn't there at the time...