Haha...good one. Makes me feel old.

>I just got this in from our departmnet secretary (who's not a computer type). Thought everyone might get a grin or two from it.
>
>An application was for employment,
>A program was a TV show
>A cursor used profanity,
>A keyboard was a piano!
>
>Memory was something you lost with age,
>A CD was a bank account
>A floppy disk was something
>Terribly wrong with your back.
>
>Compress was what you did to garbage,
>Not what you did to a file!
>And if you unzipped anything in public,
>You'd be in jail for a while!
>
>Log on was adding wood to a fire,
>Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
>A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
>A backup happened to your commode!
>
>Cut - you did with a pocket knife
>Paste you did with glue
>A web was a spider's home'
>And a virus was the flu.
>
>I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper,
>And the memory in my head.
>I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
>But when it happens, they wish they were dead!