2x. I put a special feature in that looks for your specific login ID, and purposely screws up whatever you do.

>Top 20 Replies by Programmers when Their Programs Do Not Work
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>20. "That's weird..."
>19. "It's never done that before."
>18. "It worked yesterday."
>17. "How is that possible?"
>16. "It must be a hardware problem."
>15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
>14. "There's something funky in your data."
>13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
>12. "You must have the wrong version."
>11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
>10. "I can't test everything!"
> 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
> 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
> 7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
> 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
> 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
> 4. "You can't use that version on your system."
> 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
> 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
> 1. "It works on my machine."