Just a joke, son, just a joke. Pulling your leg.

I just thought it would be good advertising for VFP:

Camera pans in slowy to man sitting at desk with several open suitcases by his side. There is another man sitting on the other side of the desk. As the camera gets closer you can see the suitcases are full of money.

Vladimir: Hi, I Vladimir Sikorski. Head controller for the Moscow drug division of the Russian Mafia. On a good day I have to launder 2 to 2.5 million rubles. You can bet, call Igor at 1-800-YouBet2, that it was tough to track where I was sending all those Rubles everyday.

Vladimir slides his chair. A Dell Optiplex 700 Mhz Pentium III is revealed with the Windows 2000 logo clearly displayed.

Vladimir: While sitting over a bottle of Vodka with Joseph, I mentioned my problem.

Joseph: I told him. Hey, no problem. Using Microsoft tools, including the world's fastest database programming language, Visual Foxpro, I could create an application for him that would allow him to view where all the money was at a click of the button.

Vladimir: I told him, don't just sit there, go ahead and do it. Now I have much more faith where my money is at all times.

Camera pans back as Vladimir and Joseph pat each other on the back as they slam down shots of Vodka. Men in striped suits carrying suitcases handcuffed to their wrists arrive on screen from both sides as closing music plays.

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>>Do they have a link that explains how the Russian Mafia uses VFP to track the comings and goings of their money?
>
>Why would you say that?
>Mark