>>>>>People who call themselves VFP-qualified who don't know what a class is.
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>>>>A what?
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>>>That's disappointing Evan, I'd always thought you had real class until now...
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>>On no! You been in the ether again? Next thing Jeff's gonna drag out that nail gun. (I know it's an ether or situation).

>Bzzt...the ether's there, but didja notice the salt shaker and the little papers with the Mickey Mouse pictures are gone?

Not the salt shaker and the little papers...Looks like a long night.

>Collision detection is the only sure way to know when I'm on the Ether(net)!

LOL! Watch it! I think I see Jeff coming now.