>>>>Hey, doesn't this qualify your to be a stand-in for Mel Gibson if he and Peter Boyle ever do their "2000 Year Old Man" skits? < g,d&r >
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>>>Mel Gibson??? Peter Boyle??? Don't you mean Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks? My God! I have some of those records (you know black pieces of plastic you put on a circular table that spins around at approx. 33 1/3 RPMs).
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>>Blush....ARGGGH! Yes. Must...replace...brain... < wrenching and popping noises > ... geez, I must've left it out after the guys from MS were in to wash it this morning!
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>Need some mental floss?

...I might be movin' to Montana soon...