Hey all,

I was sent this today and thought you might enjoy it.

Best,

DD

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners:

* Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
* Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
* Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting some action.
* Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
* Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
* Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
* Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.
* Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
* Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
* Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund.
* Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a***ole