>Sorry, folks. It's Friday, and I can't be serious anymore :-)
>
>Ballad of the VB Hillbillies
>-------------------------------------
>Now listen to the story about a man named Jeb,
>poor code engineer, barely kept his family fed.
>Then one day he wrote code to gen a GUID,
>And he sold it as a control, even though it was crude.
>
>DLL, that is. In VB.
>
>Well the first thing you know, Jeb's a thousandaire,
>Kinfolks say "Go to C++, if you dare!"
>So he loaded up on books, and a primer on C
>And he rewrote what he could, in MS C.
>
>++ that is. MFC.
>
>Now the moral of the story is that Jeb's code did bomb
>But Jeb still knew VB, so he took it with aplomb,
>Now he's looking at some code with row-level locks,
>And he might be thinking 'bout moving o'er to Fox.
>
>Pro that is. VFP.

Somebody get me Jeff's nail gun. NOW!!!!