>Sorry, folks. It's Friday, and I can't be serious anymore :-)
>
>Ballad of the VB Hillbillies
>-------------------------------------
>Now listen to the story about a man named Jeb,
>poor code engineer, barely kept his family fed.
>Then one day he wrote code to gen a GUID,
>And he sold it as a control, even though it was crude.
>
>DLL, that is. In VB.
>
>Well the first thing you know, Jeb's a thousandaire,
>Kinfolks say "Go to C++, if you dare!"
>So he loaded up on books, and a primer on C
>And he rewrote what he could, in MS C.
>
>++ that is. MFC.
>
>Now the moral of the story is that Jeb's code did bomb
>But Jeb still knew VB, so he took it with aplomb,
>Now he's looking at some code with row-level locks,
>And he might be thinking 'bout moving o'er to Fox.
>
>Pro that is. VFP.

First what Jeb did was to take an exam (70-156 that is)
But he was stumped what question 7 was about (John Koziol wrote that one)
Torn all his hair apart but the answer was none
Now the Premier Member he became and is proud!

(on Universal Thread that is)