I know your VB Hillbilly... is just a joke, but there are some VB programmers where I work and they said they can't do what they do with VFP because VFP is not multi-threaded application and VB is. They use it for phone menu response system. Well, anyway I don't really know what Multi-thread is, but I just thought I'd mention it.
Work as if you don't need money
Love as if you've never been hurt before
Live as if this is your last day to live
Dance as if no one's watching