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“Old DOS Green-Screen Roll”
(sung to the tune of “Old Time Rock and Roll”)


Just take those old floppies off the shelf
I’ll sit and install it all by myself
Today’s GUI ain’t got the same soul
I like that old DOS green-screen roll

Don’t try to take me to a DevCon
I’d rather see an old AT power on
There’s only one sure way to get me to go
Show me that old DOS green-screen roll

Call me a relic, call me Clipperhead,
Say I’m still stuck in Borland Paradox-land
Windows 2000 ain’t got the same soul
I like that old DOS green-screen roll

CHORUS:
Still like that old DOS green-screen roll
That kind of eye strain just warms my soul
I reminisce about the bootstrap of old
With that old DOS green-screen roll