>>>Couldn't agree more. Now, if they could invent a hammer that will never hit my thumb.....
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>>Wasn't there an old joke..."I'll hold the nail. When I nod my head, hit it with the hammer".
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>From an old radio show called "Lum and Abner" ( George Tasker, listen up! (G) )
>"Just hold the nail in place. Okay, here I go."
>< WHACK >
>"Okay, how was that?"
>"Oh, not bad...just aim it two more feet to the left and I think you'll have it."
>"Trouble is, the top of the nail is too small."
>"You couldn't drive that nail if I stuck it in between my teeth and let you hit me on the back of the head!"
>"Don't give me any ideas. Just hold it in place -- this time I'll keep my eyes open."
>"Good -- least one of us ought to know what's going on."
>< WHACK >
>"OWWWWW...you IDIOT, why don't you watch what you're doing?"
>"Abner Peabody, I never touched that hand..."
>"I know you didn't, you got the one I had in my pocket."
ROFLMAO! Good one, Evan. You didn't memorize this, did you?
George
Ubi caritas et amor, deus ibi est