>>As a matter of fact, I did -- along with the dialogue from a few episodes >of "Allen's Alley", a couple of old radio plays called "Rinse the Blood Off My >Toga" and "I Was a TV Addict", and the entire text of "Who's On First".
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>>My mother always told me I had a trivial mind...
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>Which "Who's On First"? The one with "I don't care" or "I don't give a darn" at shortstop <s>?

"I Don't Give a Darn" -- the "I Don't Care" was only used a few times, mostly when Lou Costello wanted to tease Abbott (Bud Abbott used to kid him about not remembering certain lines of their pieces).