Forgive me, folks...I can't resist this one
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March 25, 1993

Terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There were no marks on his body but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His most recent meal had consisted of beans and cabbage. It was just the right combination of foods.

It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. The Medical Examnier stated that had he been outside or had adequate ventilation it wouldn't have been fatal.