ahem....

Here's hoping you both get a clue,
I'm the real master, yes it's true.
Your rhymes are all weak,
Sorry - please dont freak,
But my poetry skills will shame you two.

>Here's hoping your DevCon orations
>Will be welcomed and cheered by the nations.
>But with poems you'll see
>That the master is me
>And I'LL relish the standing ovations.
>
>>Today I reserve for fun crap,
>>and David fell into the trap.
>>He's in for disaster,
>>'cause he's met his master
>>(unless this causes too much of a flap)