Take this in fun, gang...


It seems we've created some tussles
Overrun with libations and muscles
I just hope everyone
Can just chill and have fun
Without "nailing" each other's corpuscles.


(diving for cover)


>Here's hoping your DevCon orations
>Will be welcomed and cheered by the nations.
>But with poems you'll see
>That the master is me
>And I'LL relish the standing ovations.
>
>>Today I reserve for fun crap,
>>and David fell into the trap.
>>He's in for disaster,
>>'cause he's met his master
>>(unless this causes too much of a flap)