Even Evan is getting apPauleyng.
What's that sound? Is his lawyer he calling?
Pardon me if you will
If my words were too shrill
An apology here I am drawling.

>For now, our initial reactions
>Show respect and professional action
>But lest we forget
>Human feelings get bent
>And we want to avoid "geeks in traction"
>
>(btw, is "eated" in the Scrabble dictionary ??? )(ducking)
>
>>Do you think that we've gotten too heated
>>When our words and our poems have meeted?
>>I'm OK, I'm still cool,
>>But I'll follow your rule.
>>(tummy grumbled) -- it's time that I eated.
>>
>>>
>>>It seems we've created some tussles
>>>Overrun with libations and muscles
>>>I just hope everyone
>>>Can just chill and have fun
>>>Without "nailing" each other's corpuscles.
>>>
>>>
>>>(diving for cover)
>>>
>>>
>>>>Here's hoping your DevCon orations
>>>>Will be welcomed and cheered by the nations.
>>>>But with poems you'll see
>>>>That the master is me
>>>>And I'LL relish the standing ovations.
>>>>
>>>>>Today I reserve for fun crap,
>>>>>and David fell into the trap.
>>>>>He's in for disaster,
>>>>>'cause he's met his master
>>>>>(unless this causes too much of a flap)