>>Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
>>She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
>>Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
>>Silently scheming,
>>Sightlessly seeking
>>Some savage, spectacular suicide.
>
>Quite cool, comerade!

What makes it even more cool is that the original was in Polish. How the translator pulled that off is beyond me....