>So I was thinking.........
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>Why don't a bunch of us organize a Visual Basic developers' conference and when attendence reaches a certain level we shut the conference doors and lock them.
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>Then we have some master cult reprogrammers come out and psych them into using VFP.
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>If we repeat this on the regional level a few dozen times, then we can resolve this Visual Basic problem once and for all.
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>Or....hmmm....we can send guerilla groups to VBITS and attend the sessions on the new OOP features of VB7. When inheritance or something that we are familiar with is shown, we laugh loudly and take the stage, offering to show them how to do it right. We then curse in frustration, whip out our laptops with VFP and show them.
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>Finally, we can send guerillas to SQL Server and Oracle conferences and shmooze these guys with drinks, often repeating phrases like "..hey, we're both database developers. Brothers...paisano...now wadda we gonna do about dem VB guys?"

How come this isn't in verse? Wait a second. What am I saying? Now I know things will get "verse".