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An Ode to My Non-Firing Assign
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25/02/2000 14:53:15
 
 
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Visual FoxPro
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You're thinking this thread is Caput? - Oh,
No not yet, since John's verse is so good - Whoa!
We've got more rhymes to write,
We're not done, no not quite,
Until into his mouth John K's foot go.

>About this thread, right or wrong
>Its getting like last week's song
>Without auto quote
>The possibility's remote
>That I will include it for long
>
>>Not redesign -- re-re-design it
>>When your redesign still won't Assign it.
>>John can shout, pout and whine,
>>But he'll miss the deadline
>>If he can't find a way to define it.
>
>>>It seems John is in a mire
>>>about an event that refuses to fire
>>>Dave suggests redesign
>>>And I say that's fine
>>>But time is key when one is for hire
>>>
>>>>I can't coordinate the UI without it;
>>>>I need that Assign, godblessit
>>>>If it refuses to work
>>>>I'll look like a jerk,
>>>>and I can't find a way around it.
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Well at least while your contract is waning
>>>>>You can slow down your client's complaining
>>>>>By quoting some verse
>>>>>(Gives you time to rehearse)
>>>>>Whether oTB OR NOT tb explaining.
>>>>>
>>>>>>I defined a new toolbar, (oTB)
>>>>>>It forced me to think like a newbie,
>>>>>>Now my framework is shot,
>>>>>>but my deadline is NOT.
>>>>>>A very bad place in which to be.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Your rhythm is slightly improving
>>>>>>>And soon, I suspect, you'll be moving
>>>>>>>From firing Assigns
>>>>>>>To making more rhymes.
>>>>>>>Add music and we'll all be grooving.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I coded an Assign to fire
>>>>>>>>It don't run, and raises my ire,
>>>>>>>>It may be a flaw
>>>>>>>>It sticks in my craw,
>>>>>>>>(I think I want to retire!)
David Stevenson, MCSD, 2-time VFP MVP / St. Petersburg, FL USA / david@topstrategies.com
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