>>>I've just come across a 30 day trial piece of software which is valid until February 30th, 2000 !! Not one person asked me to check for that date in my apps. I hope all will be okay!?
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>>Since that date will never get here, I guess the trial will never exprire! :)
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>Actually, the program will fold in upon itself, causing a black hole, which will suck in all remaining time from the other shareware on your computer. This in turn will cause a rip in the space-time continuum which will cause your operating system to only run 16-bit applications and screensavers.
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>-Stephen VanDyke

Or 8-bit CPM apps...