This is too funny. It's a like a hamster wheel for net-heads, huh?

>It's pretty cool. They have these new bikes at the gym that allow you to watch tv or surf the net. But the screen only works while you're peddling. It's a touch screen. When you touch an area where you type a keyboard is displayed.
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>I need to get in shape so that if we venture into some dangerous areas while in New Orleans, I should be able to haul ass out of there.

It's called a car with a big engine :-)