>So.... I've long given up "knowing everything." Instead, I offer to my customers that (1) I know how to _learn_ anything, since I've had to relearn my programming language three or four times, and (2) I know where to properly find out stuff that I don't know - instead of just reading the help file and flailing away until it "appears" to work...
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Gee, Whil, that's a major letdown - I thought you were omniscient....