Wait a minute -
my E-a-S has speakers and when I turn the little knobs it goes "UP UP UP" "LEFT LEFT" "DOWN DOWN DOWN". Doesn't yours? You may need an upgrade.
>Doh! Hehe, thats pretty funny. That and the E-a-S doesn't startup like this: "Hello, I'm a Mac, by drastically reducing all of the functionality of a PC, I can do less, and still have more problems with the memory every ten seconds. Now press the key that has the little Smiley face on it"