You're all wrong! *g* Springfield, IL hands down. Been to LA, Chicago (safe), NY, Atlanta, Florida - just about all of the above named locations. Springfield has you beat.

We have the gap fillers, the blue hairs, the lane changers with no signal (that resembles someone I know). We also have the people who turn right from the left turn lane (crossing a minimum of two other lanes). We have the Chicago drivers who think they can play in the big leagues. The big city folks who've never seen corn, soy bean or a statue of Lincoln. The farmers who drive a tractor so old that they can't close the implement (tiller, etc.) and it therefore is blocking all the lanes.

But the worst is the Illinois state legislators. These fine (cough), upstanding (choke) citizens have special plates that allow them to drive in any manner they wish. Traffic moving 30, they're doing 60. Two cell phones and an assistant all talking at the same time. They come here for half the year, most of them from the Chicago area. Flit about like they own the town and act as if their business is the most important (there are only two three real power people in Illinois politics, the rest are wannabes). They hate Springpatch because it's not "the city". They can't wait to get back to civilization. I love it when the session ends. I'll put these yo-yos against any of you guys.

Oh, we also have cell phone guy. If he sees you talking on a cell phone, he tail gates you and holds a sign saying "Hang up the phone!"

We have job openings <g>!!!!